Friday 27 August 2010
Wednesday 25 August 2010
O Blogging, how do I love thee?
let me count the ways...
1.
You have brought me friends
from North and South, East and West
2.
Who will turn up on a wet Monday morning
just to make me smile
(I am not counting the people who said it was sunny)
And chat amongst themselves
about carrot cake on Tuesday
(Ali, Winner of the Best Comment Award, by Public Acclaim)
3.
And take the time to write
wonderful messages for MissM...
Thank you SO much, you lovely people!
4.
Through you I can share in the joy of a new mother
5.
And the bravery of a woman that I have never met
6.
And the extraordinary creativity of a gifted friend.
7.
I can go on holiday, vicariously,
to Pragurkreece
8.
And enjoy coming home
9.
Or maybe just chill with my homies.
10.
You have allowed me to indulge my secret passions
for writing in groups of twelve,
centrally justified text.
and starting sentences with conjunctions.
11.
And given me an excuse to photograph
my mad collections of blue and white china,
peonies and weird, wobbly people.
12.
I write about my family, my work,
my home, my holidays,
my loves and hates,
my successes and failures.
Little by little, day by day,
I write a history of my life.
(Is that enough, Lucille?)
*****
I am afraid that I don't have details of the artist
for the picture used to illustrate this post.
I would be very grateful for any information.
1.
You have brought me friends
from North and South, East and West
2.
Who will turn up on a wet Monday morning
just to make me smile
(I am not counting the people who said it was sunny)
And chat amongst themselves
about carrot cake on Tuesday
(Ali, Winner of the Best Comment Award, by Public Acclaim)
3.
And take the time to write
wonderful messages for MissM...
Thank you SO much, you lovely people!
4.
Through you I can share in the joy of a new mother
5.
And the bravery of a woman that I have never met
6.
And the extraordinary creativity of a gifted friend.
7.
I can go on holiday, vicariously,
to Pragurkreece
8.
And enjoy coming home
9.
Or maybe just chill with my homies.
10.
You have allowed me to indulge my secret passions
for writing in groups of twelve,
centrally justified text.
and starting sentences with conjunctions.
11.
And given me an excuse to photograph
my mad collections of blue and white china,
peonies and weird, wobbly people.
12.
I write about my family, my work,
my home, my holidays,
my loves and hates,
my successes and failures.
Little by little, day by day,
I write a history of my life.
(Is that enough, Lucille?)
*****
I am afraid that I don't have details of the artist
for the picture used to illustrate this post.
I would be very grateful for any information.
Tuesday 24 August 2010
Monday 23 August 2010
Sunday 22 August 2010
MrsM struggles with her conscience
Self Portrait with Julie
Elisabeth Louise Vigée Le Brun (1755 - 1842)
MissM flies to Dubai today
to spend time with the Sassy MissS.
MrsM is missing her already
and they haven't even got to the airport.
MrsM loves having MissM at home.
She enjoys the benefits of
a live-in style consultant,
in-depth reviews of actors' careers,
freshly baked caramel shortbread,
and the sparkiest conversation.
The good news is that MissM is having a Gap Year.
MrsM is going make the most of every minute
and she may even permit MissM to travel occasionally...
provided that she schedules her return
before the caramel shortbread runs out.
Elisabeth Louise Vigée Le Brun (1755 - 1842)
MissM flies to Dubai today
to spend time with the Sassy MissS.
MrsM is missing her already
and they haven't even got to the airport.
MrsM loves having MissM at home.
She enjoys the benefits of
a live-in style consultant,
in-depth reviews of actors' careers,
freshly baked caramel shortbread,
and the sparkiest conversation.
The good news is that MissM is having a Gap Year.
MrsM is going make the most of every minute
and she may even permit MissM to travel occasionally...
provided that she schedules her return
before the caramel shortbread runs out.
Friday 20 August 2010
A Truly Happy Ending
East of the Sun and West of the Moon
Kay Nielsen (1914)
MissM, connoisseur of fairy stories,
has received her starry exam results
and will be reading English at university
and the Charming MasterN
has received equally starry results
and will be reading Geography at university.
All the hard work is forgotten
and tonight we will be celebrating.
Kay Nielsen (1914)
MissM, connoisseur of fairy stories,
has received her starry exam results
and will be reading English at university
and the Charming MasterN
has received equally starry results
and will be reading Geography at university.
All the hard work is forgotten
and tonight we will be celebrating.
Thursday 19 August 2010
Tuesday 17 August 2010
Appraisal
Miss Matilda Clevland
Johann Zoffany (1733-1810)
MrsM, it is time for your mid-term review.
Can you give me a summary of your achievements
over the past six months?
MrsM
1.
I refreshed my spice and herb collection.
This is about you, the person.
MrsM
1.
I have tried to eat one portion of fruit a day.
I had personal development in mind.
Let's think about the positive steps that you have made.
1.
I have sampled a mojito.
2.
I changed my hairdresser.
3.
I bought black patent wedges from Hobbs.
4.
My new nail polish is called Urban Trash
5.
I have Sleigh Bells on my playlist.
I can see that you are making a real effort
although I am not sure that last one is a positive step forward.
Is there anything which is acting a mental barrier?
1.
The ironing.
Especially the secondary pile which is waiting
for when I finish the primary pile.
What are your objectives for the next six months?
1.
Change my gym time from first thing in the morning
when the medical referral posse works out.
2.
Buy grey merino wrap dress.
Or maybe teal.
3.
Review options for change of handbag.
4.
Consult with Sue, the Chanel Lady
to identify the hot lipstick shades for autumn.
5.
Relocate books from staircase.
I think that the last item is a longer term project
which should be considered under Health and Safety
rather than Personal Development.
Thank you for your time.
We will meet again in six months time
to consider the spiritual and emotional challenges
that you are facing as an Empty Nester.
MrsM
Errr...that could be rather a short conversation...
can we talk about my plans
to refurbish the bathroom instead?
Johann Zoffany (1733-1810)
MrsM, it is time for your mid-term review.
Can you give me a summary of your achievements
over the past six months?
MrsM
1.
I refreshed my spice and herb collection.
This is about you, the person.
MrsM
1.
I have tried to eat one portion of fruit a day.
I had personal development in mind.
Let's think about the positive steps that you have made.
1.
I have sampled a mojito.
2.
I changed my hairdresser.
3.
I bought black patent wedges from Hobbs.
4.
My new nail polish is called Urban Trash
5.
I have Sleigh Bells on my playlist.
I can see that you are making a real effort
although I am not sure that last one is a positive step forward.
Is there anything which is acting a mental barrier?
1.
The ironing.
Especially the secondary pile which is waiting
for when I finish the primary pile.
What are your objectives for the next six months?
1.
Change my gym time from first thing in the morning
when the medical referral posse works out.
2.
Buy grey merino wrap dress.
Or maybe teal.
3.
Review options for change of handbag.
4.
Consult with Sue, the Chanel Lady
to identify the hot lipstick shades for autumn.
5.
Relocate books from staircase.
I think that the last item is a longer term project
which should be considered under Health and Safety
rather than Personal Development.
Thank you for your time.
We will meet again in six months time
to consider the spiritual and emotional challenges
that you are facing as an Empty Nester.
MrsM
Errr...that could be rather a short conversation...
can we talk about my plans
to refurbish the bathroom instead?
The Blind Date
MasterM tells us that it is a tradition
to go to the House Dance with a blind date
arranged by your friends.
MrsM and MissM can hardly contain their curiousity.
MrsM
What was she like?
MasterM
She is very pretty.
MissM
Did you buy her flowers?
MasterM
Of course I bought her flowers...
but I am telling you I spent SO much money.
It wasn't just the flowers...
I had to buy the pre-drinks...
beer for the guys
and champagne for the girls.
And I had to buy glasses!
MrsM
Glasses?
Champagne glasses?
MasterM
Yes...I couldn't expect them to drink champagne
out of my Protein Shake flask.
MrsM sighs.
She has nothing left to teach her son.
Her work is done.
to go to the House Dance with a blind date
arranged by your friends.
MrsM and MissM can hardly contain their curiousity.
MrsM
What was she like?
MasterM
She is very pretty.
MissM
Did you buy her flowers?
MasterM
Of course I bought her flowers...
but I am telling you I spent SO much money.
It wasn't just the flowers...
I had to buy the pre-drinks...
beer for the guys
and champagne for the girls.
And I had to buy glasses!
MrsM
Glasses?
Champagne glasses?
MasterM
Yes...I couldn't expect them to drink champagne
out of my Protein Shake flask.
MrsM sighs.
She has nothing left to teach her son.
Her work is done.
Monday 16 August 2010
Intra-House Rivalry
MrM and MrsM have a small competition going on...
it is quite simple...
how long does it take to cycle 2 miles?
MrM takes it very seriously.
MrM
So...what was your time?
MrsM
6 minutes and 12 seconds.
MrM
Well done!
pause
I expect you want to know how long it took me.
silence
5 minutes and 55 seconds.
MrsM does not lose gracefully.
MrsM
Which leg were you using?
MrM
What do you mean? I use both legs.
MrsM
Oh...I have moved onto one leg.
MrM
You can't be serious!
MrsM
Oh yes...MasterM suggested it..
it is something that he learned in the school gym...
it is a good way to increase your effort.
MrM
I would never have thought of that.
MrsM
Of course...you have to use alternate legs
otherwise you would end up
with asymmetric muscle development.
MrM
Right.
MrsM wishes she could have been a fly on the wall
when MrM tried this out in the gym.
*****
this post is going up
after MrM leaves for work
so that he has all day to calm down.
it is quite simple...
how long does it take to cycle 2 miles?
MrM takes it very seriously.
MrM
So...what was your time?
MrsM
6 minutes and 12 seconds.
MrM
Well done!
pause
I expect you want to know how long it took me.
silence
5 minutes and 55 seconds.
MrsM does not lose gracefully.
MrsM
Which leg were you using?
MrM
What do you mean? I use both legs.
MrsM
Oh...I have moved onto one leg.
MrM
You can't be serious!
MrsM
Oh yes...MasterM suggested it..
it is something that he learned in the school gym...
it is a good way to increase your effort.
MrM
I would never have thought of that.
MrsM
Of course...you have to use alternate legs
otherwise you would end up
with asymmetric muscle development.
MrM
Right.
MrsM wishes she could have been a fly on the wall
when MrM tried this out in the gym.
*****
this post is going up
after MrM leaves for work
so that he has all day to calm down.
Sunday 15 August 2010
My Mother's Fruit Cake
This is the cake of my childhood.
The recipe is in ounces and gills
and it is always wrapped in greaseproof paper.
The smell of it reminds me of picnics on the beach
or perhaps a late afternoon in a boat;
rugs and wellies at point-to-points
or sheltering under rocks on the moor.
When I asked my mother for the recipe
she said, without thinking,
"just sling it all together"
The recipe is in ounces and gills
and it is always wrapped in greaseproof paper.
The smell of it reminds me of picnics on the beach
or perhaps a late afternoon in a boat;
rugs and wellies at point-to-points
or sheltering under rocks on the moor.
When I asked my mother for the recipe
she said, without thinking,
"just sling it all together"
Friday 13 August 2010
Inside the Cave
The excavation is hidden among dense woods
on the steep side of a Somerset gorge.
You walk down the narrowest of paths,
being careful not to trip on tree roots,
and find the cave sheltered with blue tarpaulin.
There are six people working in the cave
removing breccia from the walls and floor
which is coarsely filtered
and then stored for fine sieving in the laboratory.
In the first year they found very little
because they were working
at the surface in the modern deposits.
Four years later,
the excavations are revealing evidence of animals
that lived in this gorge after the last Ice Age.
Yesterday they found this reindeer bone
which has been gnawed by a wolf.
If you look carefully you can see
the puncture marks from the canine teeth.
It is really exciting to imagine
what might be in the lower layers of the cave:
woolly rhino, woolly mammoth
or even evidence of Neanderthal occupation.
It made me wish that I had studied Geography.
on the steep side of a Somerset gorge.
You walk down the narrowest of paths,
being careful not to trip on tree roots,
and find the cave sheltered with blue tarpaulin.
There are six people working in the cave
removing breccia from the walls and floor
which is coarsely filtered
and then stored for fine sieving in the laboratory.
In the first year they found very little
because they were working
at the surface in the modern deposits.
Four years later,
the excavations are revealing evidence of animals
that lived in this gorge after the last Ice Age.
Yesterday they found this reindeer bone
which has been gnawed by a wolf.
If you look carefully you can see
the puncture marks from the canine teeth.
It is really exciting to imagine
what might be in the lower layers of the cave:
woolly rhino, woolly mammoth
or even evidence of Neanderthal occupation.
It made me wish that I had studied Geography.
Thursday 12 August 2010
MrsM goes wild
"Emily Anderson: Little Red Riding Hood"
Sir Thomas Lawrence (1769-1830)
MrsM is stepping out of the Department
into the Big Wide World for the day.
She is visiting an excavation!
She is very excited!
How fortunate that she has walking boots...
Her basket* will be filled to the brim
with fruit cake and flapjacks
because it is hungry work excavating...
especially if you are looking for wolves.
*I'm not going to lie..
it is a Berghaus day sack.
Sir Thomas Lawrence (1769-1830)
MrsM is stepping out of the Department
into the Big Wide World for the day.
She is visiting an excavation!
She is very excited!
How fortunate that she has walking boots...
Her basket* will be filled to the brim
with fruit cake and flapjacks
because it is hungry work excavating...
especially if you are looking for wolves.
*I'm not going to lie..
it is a Berghaus day sack.
Wednesday 11 August 2010
War on Waste
MrsM
Oh dear...
nobody wants the Framboise Ganache...
MissM
Don't worry,
the Charming MasterN will eat them.
MrsM
Really?
How do you know?
MissM
He will eat anything.
In fact - now I come to think of it
he will be really useful at Christmas
because he can eat all the strawberry creams
in the Quality Street tin.
Oh dear...
nobody wants the Framboise Ganache...
MissM
Don't worry,
the Charming MasterN will eat them.
MrsM
Really?
How do you know?
MissM
He will eat anything.
In fact - now I come to think of it
he will be really useful at Christmas
because he can eat all the strawberry creams
in the Quality Street tin.
Tuesday 10 August 2010
Multiple Choice
Monday 9 August 2010
learning to knit
she found it at the back of a cupboard.
all the frustration, concentration and triumph
is still tangled up with the yarn.
all the frustration, concentration and triumph
is still tangled up with the yarn.
Friday 6 August 2010
Objective: Office Improvement
The Front Office is looking cluttered
and the summer is the time to make changes.
I discuss it with my team of lovely ladies.
We agree that desks must be moved,
shelves must be tidied,
cupboards must be emptied
paperwork must be organised.
And we agree that the pictures of Daniel Craig
must be refreshed and enhanced
and so my lovely ladies take time
to choose a suitable selection for a montage.
They ask if Daniel in Speedos is acceptable
and I say:
'Of course it is acceptable...
it is a defining image of our generation
and it is vital to have
up-to-date cultural references
in an academic environment.'
Objective completed.
and the summer is the time to make changes.
I discuss it with my team of lovely ladies.
We agree that desks must be moved,
shelves must be tidied,
cupboards must be emptied
paperwork must be organised.
And we agree that the pictures of Daniel Craig
must be refreshed and enhanced
and so my lovely ladies take time
to choose a suitable selection for a montage.
They ask if Daniel in Speedos is acceptable
and I say:
'Of course it is acceptable...
it is a defining image of our generation
and it is vital to have
up-to-date cultural references
in an academic environment.'
Objective completed.
Thursday 5 August 2010
Selective Memory
MissM is reorganising her room.
MissM
I think I might move my bed under the window.
It will create more space.
MrsM
What a good idea!
I wonder why I never thought of that?
MissM
It WAS under the window a long time ago.
MrsM
How extraordinary - I had completely forgotten!
Did I move it to stop MasterM
from climbing out of the window?
MissM
No...
it was to stop me
jumping off the sink
onto the bed.
MissM
I think I might move my bed under the window.
It will create more space.
MrsM
What a good idea!
I wonder why I never thought of that?
MissM
It WAS under the window a long time ago.
MrsM
How extraordinary - I had completely forgotten!
Did I move it to stop MasterM
from climbing out of the window?
MissM
No...
it was to stop me
jumping off the sink
onto the bed.
Wednesday 4 August 2010
Larkspur
Words roll free from a tongue sometime
From a sometime, tongue-tied tongue,
Words that were heard by the stream and the bird
When the world and the wild were young,
When the world and the wild were young, sometime…
(Larkspur, marigold, ebony, lime) .
Sounds that were born in sweet young breath
In a bubble-sighed, trouble-tried time,
Sounds that were found by a child at the breast
In a bubble-tried pantomime,
In a bubble-tried pantomime, no less…
(Nightshade, cinnamon, green watercress) .
Love is the sound of a word, soft-said
From the lips of the love you too,
Love is the dove of the bubble-thought read
Soft sift from the me to you,
Soft sift from the me to you, soft said…
(Homespun, empathy, marmalade, bread) .
David Lewis Paget (1973)
From a sometime, tongue-tied tongue,
Words that were heard by the stream and the bird
When the world and the wild were young,
When the world and the wild were young, sometime…
(Larkspur, marigold, ebony, lime) .
Sounds that were born in sweet young breath
In a bubble-sighed, trouble-tried time,
Sounds that were found by a child at the breast
In a bubble-tried pantomime,
In a bubble-tried pantomime, no less…
(Nightshade, cinnamon, green watercress) .
Love is the sound of a word, soft-said
From the lips of the love you too,
Love is the dove of the bubble-thought read
Soft sift from the me to you,
Soft sift from the me to you, soft said…
(Homespun, empathy, marmalade, bread) .
David Lewis Paget (1973)
Tuesday 3 August 2010
Shopping with MissM
MissM is exasperated with MrsM.
Back ache!
WHY do you think that you have back ache?
Because you have so much STUFF in your bag
and half of it is for Justin*.
You don't NEED to carry wet wipes for me any more.
And now you want to buy another BIG bag
which is IDENTICAL to the one you already have.
You should have a smaller bag and be more organised.
And don't even THINK about a different colour:
you couldn't cope with brown
so blue is absolutely out of the question.
Don't waste my time
Just ask if they do this one in BLACK.
It is TRAGIC.
MrsM meekly beckons the shop assistant.
*that would be my pal, Justin Case.
Back ache!
WHY do you think that you have back ache?
Because you have so much STUFF in your bag
and half of it is for Justin*.
You don't NEED to carry wet wipes for me any more.
And now you want to buy another BIG bag
which is IDENTICAL to the one you already have.
You should have a smaller bag and be more organised.
And don't even THINK about a different colour:
you couldn't cope with brown
so blue is absolutely out of the question.
Don't waste my time
Just ask if they do this one in BLACK.
It is TRAGIC.
MrsM meekly beckons the shop assistant.
*that would be my pal, Justin Case.
Monday 2 August 2010
Sunday 1 August 2010
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