Thursday 31 March 2011

Shopping with MrM

MissM
Can we have heated rear seats
in the new car?

MrM
No.

MissM
Please. Please. Please.
It is really nice if you are cold.

MrM
No.

MissM
What happens if we are really cold.
And wet.
And we don't have a blanket?

MrM
Have you completely forgotten
what happened the last time
we had heated seats in a car?
MasterM used to wait until you were asleep
and then he would switch them on
so that you had terrible dreams
and woke up roasting alive?

MissM
MasterM is a bit older now.

MrM
I bet he would still do it.
Posted by alice c at 00:01

19 comments:

  1. ♥BMarch 31, 2011

    You must get these! Adding this upgrade to my car model was the best $1,000 ever spent. I use them every day, even in the summer.. haha

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  2. Baa-Me KniitsMarch 31, 2011

    God that sounds just like menopause ;-)

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  3. UnknownMarch 31, 2011

    You gotta love siblings - don't they know just the right button to press - literally and metaphorically!

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  4. menopausalmusingMarch 31, 2011

    Really, really funny.........

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  5. dottycookieMarch 31, 2011

    I misread that as heated seats being really lovely if you are *old*. I was about to wholeheartedly agree.

    Sigh.

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  6. GinaMarch 31, 2011

    Now why do I think he would still do it too...

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  7. Susan TMarch 31, 2011

    I bet he would still do it too! HaHa!

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  8. PaolaMarch 31, 2011

    I had never heard of such an optional in a car.
    Of course he would still do it (said a younger sister of 2).

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  9. HMarch 31, 2011

    it's like the time my step dad gave my eighteen yr old brother an elastic band gun for christmas "for a laugh"! x

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  10. trashMarch 31, 2011

    I'm voting with Mr.M.

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  11. AnonymousMarch 31, 2011

    I can't imagine driving around with a warm seat! (Are you getting some for the front seats? It seems it should be a benefit of being the grown ups.)

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  12. MrMMarch 31, 2011

    We have definitely decided against the heated steering wheel option - wear gloves if one is that desperate although I always have a slight fear of the open backed driving gloves which look a bit creepy I think

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  13. MrMMarch 31, 2011

    PS - MissM just needs to toughen up

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  14. menopausalmusingMarch 31, 2011

    MrM needs to remember who will eventually choose his care home.............;O)

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  15. MrMMarch 31, 2011

    I shall of course be choosing a heated Zimmer frame, possibly a tandem version

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  16. menopausalmusingMarch 31, 2011

    "What comes around, goes around...."

    Isn't Mr M just a tad frightened that because of a "deprived childhood" Miss M might just have the front section of the tandem wired into the National Grid? Mwah .... ha..... ha.... ha....ha!

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  17. AnonymousMarch 31, 2011

    I'm sure that MissM would be more than capable of finding a way to get her own back.

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  18. AnonymousMarch 31, 2011

    Ha! (Of course he would!)

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  19. MrMApril 02, 2011

    Alea iacta est

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