in South Africa...
MasterM sends MrsM a photo of himself
with a very attractive young lady.
In a bikini.
On the beach.
MrsM is impressed.
MrsM
"Wow! You got lucky!
What's her name?"
MasterM
"Auntie Demelza (your sister)."
MrsM
"Oh!!
My Goodness!!
I had forgotten she was in Cape Town."
MrsM ponders emigrating to Antarctica.
It is going to be a loooong time
before she lives that one down.
MasterM sends MrsM a photo of himself
with a very attractive young lady.
In a bikini.
On the beach.
MrsM is impressed.
MrsM
"Wow! You got lucky!
What's her name?"
MasterM
"Auntie Demelza (your sister)."
MrsM
"Oh!!
My Goodness!!
I had forgotten she was in Cape Town."
MrsM ponders emigrating to Antarctica.
It is going to be a loooong time
before she lives that one down.
I'm laughing. She'll be very flattered I'm sure. Is there anyway you can pretend you knew it was her all along?
ReplyDeleteBlame it on the flu. Teary eyes, bad cold, headache and the likes.
ReplyDeleteCome off it, Auntie Demelza will surely be thrilled. I'm with Paola - if she doesn't, blame the flu! Ali x
ReplyDeleteOh dear - you are in big trouble.
ReplyDeleteOh no!!!! xx
ReplyDeleteThis is the stuff of which family legend and new joke genres are formed. Brava!
ReplyDeleteit was clearly the migraine clouding your judgement x
ReplyDeleteReally? Ha!
ReplyDeleteWhat a hoot, just put a brave face on it, nobody got hurt did they?
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