MrsM
Did you have fruit salad for breakfast, MrM?
MrM
Yes! It was delicious!
MrsM
Why did you scoop all of the
mango, grapes and blueberries from the top
and leave the kiwi fruit at the bottom?
MrM
It was an accident, honestly.
I didn't mean to do it.
I thought I had stirred it up.
I had no idea there was kiwi fruit at the bottom.
MasterM
I am very disappointed in you.
There is such a thing as Fruit Salad Etiquette.
Did you have fruit salad for breakfast, MrM?
MrM
Yes! It was delicious!
MrsM
Why did you scoop all of the
mango, grapes and blueberries from the top
and leave the kiwi fruit at the bottom?
MrM
It was an accident, honestly.
I didn't mean to do it.
I thought I had stirred it up.
I had no idea there was kiwi fruit at the bottom.
MasterM
I am very disappointed in you.
There is such a thing as Fruit Salad Etiquette.
Surely there was a glimmer of green showing through..?
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ReplyDeleteSpace, the final frontier - where no mango before ...
ReplyDeleteThere is always kiwi fruit at the bottom.
ReplyDeleteHmmmmmmm sounds very suspicious to me!! I have to say that I would have avoided the Kiwi though as I don't like them! xx
ReplyDeleteMy husband would have eaten the kiwi first (come on Mr M you know you were putting it off) because he eats the things he doesn't like first. He is a back to front sort of bloke. Personally I leave what I don't like unless I am eating at friends in which case I force down anything (other than coconut).
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