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1.
Talking while wearing hats with ear flaps and ear plugs
Rude
2.
Black Nail Polish
Alarming
3.
Eating lollies while walking
Dangerous
4.
Men in shorts in winter
Unnatural
5.
Glitter
Annoying
6.
Bright green plastic box hedging
Offensive
7.
Blue dyed carnations
Unnatural
8.
Coconut scented hair conditioner
Nauseating
9.
People kissing in restaurants when I am eating
Unhygienic
10.
Miniature red cabbage
Unnatural
11.
Cycling the wrong way up one way streets with no lights
Dangerous
12.
Battery operated alarm clocks
Unreliable...
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I am away for a couple of days
so I wonder if The Coffee Lady would mind
chairing the discussion group?
Talking while wearing hats with ear flaps and ear plugs
Rude
2.
Black Nail Polish
Alarming
3.
Eating lollies while walking
Dangerous
4.
Men in shorts in winter
Unnatural
5.
Glitter
Annoying
6.
Bright green plastic box hedging
Offensive
7.
Blue dyed carnations
Unnatural
8.
Coconut scented hair conditioner
Nauseating
9.
People kissing in restaurants when I am eating
Unhygienic
10.
Miniature red cabbage
Unnatural
11.
Cycling the wrong way up one way streets with no lights
Dangerous
12.
Battery operated alarm clocks
Unreliable...
*****
I am away for a couple of days
so I wonder if The Coffee Lady would mind
chairing the discussion group?
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19 comments:
13. Eating food that is Blue or Silver (Wrong.)
14. Long, loud mobile-phone conversations in book shops and supermarkets about one's social life (Infuriating.)
I could go on... Run with it, Coffee Lady!
(And yet I am conflicted about #5. What self-respecting Magpie would dislike glitter??)
P.S. Have a lovely getaway...
no 4 - oh dear MrsM you've obviously met Mr Bebbs - he of the highly patterned board shorts even in deepest winter - one of the girls from rugby described him to her father as 'the dude with the loud shorts' Personally I feel it's probably evidence of a mid-life crisis but I'm happy to go along with it as it's far less expensive than a sports car or a mistress :o) plus it embarasses the kids so it can't be all bad! This also is the same man who pushes the trolley through the supermarket carpark and jumps on for the ride - some men never grow up!
Re: No. 2
Is very dark purple acceptable? I hope so...
Too true. Can we add men (or anyone really) in flip flops in winter to number four? K x
Re number 2 - or very dark red (black)??!
15. Easter decorations going on sale in January (insane).
I like that!
You saw the true me - the cantankerous, judging old lady.
I am deeply moved.
no.2 ... or gunpowder? ahem ...
Have fun wherever you're headed.
Paola
you.are.a.riot!
Whilst I agree with most of these sentiments do I detect a possible guest appearance on "Grumpy Old Women"... not that I'm suggesting you are grumpy... or old...
Enjoy your break!
I hate it when people wear those cell phone ear peices and walk around talking. I always think they are talking to me.
I might be a number 9....
(and a number 2 if you are ruling out ALL non red spectrum colours in the mix...)
Checking your text messages in my company.
Answering your mobile phone in my company.
I am not boring.
I don't do it to you.
We all had a life before mobile phones.
Has it all become too much, and have you run off to join that circus????
I've heard academic gentlemen sometimes have exposed knees in the winter. I have witnessed it. Hawaiian shorts are often favoured. Perhaps deep thought is hampered by warm knees. Is this true MrM?
I wear Rouge Noir on my toenails - is that allowed?
Have a lovely break.
My mother always told me I shouldn't eat in the street, but I have never seen the plastic box hedging - you have almost made me want some!
Pomona x
Can I add cycling on the pavement - particularly when it's adjacent to a cycle lane. Makes my hike to the station each morning particularly perilous. And makes me grumpy, even before I've got to work!
Lynne x.
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