Wednesday, 9 November 2011

MrsM goes punting

We all have a secret Super-Power.

MrM's secret Super-Power is punting:

he can make a punt obey his every command

while young whipper-snappers look on with admiration.

This means that MrsM has cultivated the ability

to lie gracefully in the punt,

admire the scenery

and wave to small children on the bridges.

Back off, ladies, he's mine.

25 comments:

blackbird said...

He does, suddenly, have a romantic, nautical air about him.


I, however, am a master of the canoe!

quinn said...

(Ahem.) I've always thought a willingness to share with others is the mark of a fine character.

:)

julie said...

Thank you for this post! You've just added to my visual understanding of one of Dorothy Sayers' Peter Wimsey novels. There are just some very (wonderful, fascinating, singular) English things that need a visual explanation. :)

You and MrM can be stand-ins for the dashing and clever Lord Peter and his intelligent and lovely Harriet Vane.

Ginnie said...

Looks like that secret super-power requires enormous concentration. (Is he having fun? Or is that not allowed when super-powering?)

Gina said...

A magnificent super power. I was wandering across the Bridge of Sighs just this time last week.

Ali said...

Sign of a mis-spent youth!

(Shall we have the wrong end conversation now?)

Julia said...

Julie took the words right out of my mouth!

Menopausalmusing said...

Now that IS a lifeskill.................

Amaranthine said...

Any chance MrM is for hire? No one I know has any skill mastering a punt but I feel I could learn to lounge gracefully given the opportunity.

Monica said...

how English!

I've never been punting... (I've never been 'punted' either... oops that sounds ... wrong)

Pomona said...

Oh gosh, you have taken me right back to my youth - I feel all sentimental and nostalgic now. There is something so wonderful about punting, and especially being the passenger wafted along. And at least now we are old enough to feel quite safe and secure, with no chance of any jolly japes leading to a ducking in the Cam. I remember that I always used to take care regarding what clothes and shoes I wore at parties which involved punts!

Pomona x

silverpebble said...

Did you dip your fingers gracefully in the water and hold a lace parasol? Perhaps your alter ego is Alice Bonham Carter?

dottycookie said...

Ha! I have one of those punting types too, only mine stands on the right end.

(Ducking and running away)

Trash said...

Uhoh. This comments section sounds like it contains the further shots in a long-standing skirmish. Is this the East coast version of the whole jam or cream first on top of scones thing over in the West Country.

MrM said...

perhaps I should exchange punting duties for a regular supply of coffee cake.

The key to all this is a twist of the wrist at the end of the downstroke on the pole. Stops it getting stuck in the mud which is a beginner's mistake.

Paola said...

So today I learned something new: I had never heard of punting or punts.
Looks so romantic though ...
And, is that really MrM? I am flabbergasted, it is the first time I see his face ...

Toffeeapple said...

I don't think I have a super-power. MrM looks very confident in that punt, years of practice perhaps? Did you wear suitably elegant clothes whilst lounging?

readersguide said...

That is a fine super-power to have. I am in favor of any super-power involving boats.

MrM said...

I should point out that we were punted away from our wedding ... got someone else to do the job for me on that occasion though

WV : chumsjob

kathe said...

Oh Alice, you DO know how to make the very best of empty nesting. SO romantic! When we head out on the water it is in separate kayaks and I straggle behind trying to source my own superpower. For that, I wear spandex, hoping against hope it will give me just the right boost. xo

dottycookie said...

I should add that having gone to what was then an all female college I learned to punt too - though when Mr DC (and MrM too, I am sure) wields the pole, he does something clever to make sure the water doesn't run down his arm and soak his shirt. I haven't yet mastered that.

I did once get it very wrong and fall over - fortunately into the punt rather than into the Isis.

Poshyarns said...

Mr M is a wonder. My Technical Advisor has many talents but none related to boating. The last time we travelled the Stour we reduced the eight year old to tears of terror and discovers that the eleven year old can row better than both of us.

ellen said...

I want to know if you languidly let your long and delicate fingers trail in the water. Did you sigh a very feminine sigh?

Alison said...

I'm very impressed with MrM's super-power.

Punting looks like a lot of fun...and yes, so English!

Baa-Me Kniits said...

Tricky skill to master without ending up in the drink, well done MrM, I am envisioning Alice Bonham Carter too ;-)