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Hello!
Please relax!
Make yourself welcome here
while we are away.
Just a few polite requests:
No eating Nutella straight from the jar.
No extravagant use of luxury bath oil.
No late nights watching horror films.
No borrowing of favourite handbag.
No sampling of vodka/gin/sherry.
No sitting on arms of sofa.
No jumping on bed.
No Pot Noodles.
Thanks
Alicex
Please relax!
Make yourself welcome here
while we are away.
Just a few polite requests:
No eating Nutella straight from the jar.
No extravagant use of luxury bath oil.
No late nights watching horror films.
No borrowing of favourite handbag.
No sampling of vodka/gin/sherry.
No sitting on arms of sofa.
No jumping on bed.
No Pot Noodles.
Thanks
Alicex
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Have fun!
ReplyDeleteSurely You don't want to spoil all our fun.
ReplyDeleteOut of the way you lot, I'm sliding down the banister.........
ReplyDeleteam I supposed to read this, or just marvel at the symmetry of the writing?
ReplyDeleteNo Nutella straight from the jar? My house sitting plans are ruined......
ReplyDeleteBut can I borrow your china for a blue and white themed party I'm throwing?
ReplyDeleteSo that means I can parade around the house in your high heels. Excellent.
ReplyDeletespoil sport!
ReplyDelete(eating Nutella out of the jar is one of life's pleasures!!)
Then I won't be there as the list killed half of my plans.
ReplyDeleteI'll wait right here if that's ok.
Enjoy!
Can you imagine... (seriously close your eyes and try) what your abode would "turn into" should you let these cats play while you the mouse vacates in warmer weather?
ReplyDeleteI'm smiling... a very NUtellaesque smile....
How about no leaving the door open to the ice box..this is not the library, nor are you browsing for a book, no glugging milk from the jug, and do not use the kitchen towel that is for dishes to clean off your dirt encrusted hands.
ReplyDeleteWaiting (not so) patiently for your return. Are you here yet?????
ReplyDeleteSoon would have been a week ago. Had we know you were going to be gone THIS long we could have gotten into a lot of mischief.
ReplyDeleteAre you confusing 'Soon' in blog time with 'Soon' in geological time ?
ReplyDeleteAw go on. Just one G&T?
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