"... we went to see a film at the Methodist Chapel. They put up a big screen and there were so many people there. It was Scum Dogs Millionaire and so they had a curry beforehand but I was quite glad that we had eaten before we went because it was all beans, curried beans. Anyway, the film was very good, I thought. It was really loud and I was in tears by the end.
And afterwards there were drinks but of course, NO alcohol so there were no complications."
"What do you mean - complications?"
"Fighting and so on..."
MasterM is impressed - he has underestimated his grandparents.